Ladies and Gentlemen, I need your help. As I've mentioned, my husband has been a workout fiend for the past year - INCLUDING adding about 75 pills/day into his regimen. The pills range from acidophilus something or other to help digestive health to cinnamon to help triglycerides to a whole bunch of other pills including the one that tried to kill him last week.
While I am sort of mocking my husband and the degree to which he's taken all this - I am not mocking the results. He looks fantastic, he feels fantastic and I can finally get him to do yardwork without listening to him whine about what part of him hurts.
Last week for our wedding, he pulled out an old button down shirt that he used to wear and it looked like a kids shirt on him because his arms and chest are so much bigger than they were a few years ago.
And when he walks up to me and asks me to feel his swollen biceps, I'm not going to lie, it DOES THINGS to me.
BUT he's not getting the VISUAL response that he's looking for when he takes off his shirt. I think he thinks that when I see his bulging pecs I'm going to run at him full throttle, throw him on the bed and have my way with him.
So I finally told him that his bulging pecs are somewhat obscured by the OTHER layer of warmth God gave him - namely the sweater vest he wears year round.
Ok, it's not that bad. I've seen some hairy guys and my husband is NO WHERE NEAR like that - BUT, he's not this guy either...
(You can ignore the face, Gronk's best features are not above his shoulders.)
"I can shave." my husband said.
"Um, Yeah. No." I said thinking of the stubble action when we were chest to chest.
"What about wax?" I suggested.
"NO FUCKING WAY." he said.
"ok." I said.
"Really!?!" he asked.
"Look," I told him, "I'm the girl who had sex with you when you DID fit into that tiny shirt so, no offense, but I don't really care what you look like (within certain limits). All I'm saying is that if you want me to drool - then the hair needs to go - but I dont CARE if it doesn't. But you asked."
Since then we've really dropped it but I'm wondering what you think...
Leave a comment and let me know what you think. Do you like to play Jane and swing through the jungle or do you think that what goes around comes around and a little manscaping can't hurt? Or do you really not care?