I don't even know the last time I had sex. Seriously.
I know, I know, who am I and what did I do with the real me?
It's like this, first I was working, and then we were at the beach house where we PRACTICALLY share a room with the kids and then I was working LATE and then I was in NYC and THEN it was "that time." and now I'm pretty sure I've forgotten how.
My husband says it's like riding a bike - but without the saddle.
I'm willing to give it a go - which is why this post will be short.
Nevertheless, I wanted to point out that this is how bad habits get started...
First you don't do it because you're too busy, then you're too tired, then the expectation is too high - and then finally you don't do it because NOT DOING IT has become your thing.
Well LET ME TELL YOU, if, as a couple, you're going to have a THING. NOT DOING IS is a LOUSY ONE.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD pick a different THING.
Pick using babytalk, pick PDA, pick arguing in public, pick ANYTHING ELSE.
But don't let the sex get away from you.
Because once you've lost that, you've kind of lost the point of having a LOVER.
So tonight's homework is to break that bad habit; stop being too busy, too tired and too out of practice.
Practice my friends and enjoy.
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