On Sunday I took my kids out to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and we bumped into my neighbor and her son. "We never see you!" she said.
"I'm shocked I'm seeing you now." I told her. "Why aren't you on your boat?"
"My son had a lacrosse tournament." she told me, then added, "Of course I never see you, We're usually on the boat on the weekends and during the week I take the kids to the beach EVERY DAY."
And then I stabbed her.