A: Time to get a new car.
I was reminded of this today when I got home from the store and noticed a man walking his dog past my house. It was a gorgeous - but ENORMOUS - chocolate lab.
But the really amusing thing was that his owner was carrying a full sized snow shovel on their walk. It's 1 mile around my neighborhood and I have to imagine there was a reason he was carrying the shovel - but the only one that comes to mind is that he was going to use it to shovel the dog's poop.
And all I could think was, "Dude, if that dog poops that big, it's time to get a lapdog."
I tried to get a picture after they passed me but the guy kept turning around as if he knew what I was thinking.