note: I can take no credit for this, Credit goes to @rockstrmum09
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
'TWAS THE DAY BEFORE #WINEPARTY...
Twas the day before #wineparty and all through the house
Every creature was stirring and torturing the pet mouse
I started to think I could not give a care
Hoping someday when I called the babysitter would be there
When out of the distance I thought I did hear
A beep from the phone, the time was drawing near!
So I ran to the kitchen and made such a clatter
Then threw food at the kids didn’t quite see the matter!
Soon after it was time to tuck the kids in their bed
With all of the stress of the day surrounding my head
I poured my first glass and started to feel merry
Tweeted #wineparty to pop that much needed cherry
People gathered to talk about things like being done work
Or to bitch about others who acted like a jerk
I tweeted until I started to get a fuzzy sight
So to bed I went, delighted for a stress free goodnight!